Have you ever wondered what your furry feline friends are really thinking? Are you suspicious that—behind that calm demeanor—they are plotting to take over your life and make you bow to their every demand? “Worship me as your ancestors did.” “For the last time, I am not a ‘kitty cat.’ I am a petite tiger.” “Sorry, but I can recognize farmed salmon a mile away.” Forget trying to read their minds, because in The Secret Thoughts of Cats those silent musings and devious plans are finally revealed. Get ready to laugh out loud when you discover just what your stealthy pals are really pondering.