What nobody tells women before they give birth: being a good mom involves a shocking amount of tiresome games and tedious conversation. If you were lucky enough to have that kind of mom, please know: 1. You are very lucky. 2. She will freakin' love this card. Blank inside A2 size (4.25 x 5.5 inches) Printed in the USA on heavyweight matte stock Comes with a matching kraft envelope