We’re from California, we can’t just not make a board short. So we did our duty: gave them the classic waist and velcro fly, too. We even put an extra mesh panel in the front inside for *privacy*. As a reminder, wearing these in no way means you can actually surf…but they look good enough to convince that person at the pool bar that you do. They’re uh…boardshort fabric. You know: quick drying, made to stand up to all that salt and chlorine. Except soft and stretchy, because we made them. Conor is 6’2”, wearing a size 32, and loves buffalo wings.